Al Bundy Quotes
I don’t love you, i just wanna have sex with you
Oh, life is good! But not for me.
I’m the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare
Christmas is not the time for regrets. That’s what anniversaries are for
I welcome death!
Something sinister’s going on, so I know a woman’s behind it
Threats don’t work on me … I’ve already been to hell
I’m gonna give this to the only one I truly love … me!
I hate life, life hates me
Just say no to marriage